Monday, December 24, 2012


Yaaaaaaaay! It's here!

Reason for the season...

Hope you got all your shopping done...

And got what you wanted...
Merry Christmas everyone...


One more day people

Read the full, beautiful (and fortunately short) poem here:
"Christmas Bells" by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Let's not let the bells stop ringing:

Ok, maybe they can stop now. Seriously, what was that? Scary Christmas everybody! Help those less fortunate by clicking the image bellow:
everyone's doing it...

Ok that's it for the bells, seriously.

Sunday, December 23, 2012


Let's make merry while the sun shines (it could do with maybe not shining quite so much, 41 is a bit OTT) and reflect on cooler times. A time before either world war, Osama, the 14th b'ak'tun or even Gangnam style, a time just as (if not more so) commercially terrifying according to this Cracked article:
9 Disturbing Christmas Ads You Won't Believe Are Real

If you somehow break free of the Cracked web, watch these lasses and lads of 1910 making Christmas crackers:

And here's what they were all working so hard for:

They haven't changed a bit since 1910 really. Here's how to win the present as demonstrated by Manchester City's Mario Balotelli on day 1 of their very own advent calendar, check it out, it's fun.
More video advent calendars! More I say!

Saturday, December 22, 2012


Best Christmas song of all time. Straight No Chaser.
"On the twelfth day my true love gave to me, 12 drummers drumming like Olympus upon the Serengeti.."

"Christmas, Christmas time is here with Christmas songs you love to hear. Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer but mostly shopping, shopping, shopping."

Friday, December 21, 2012

Tuesday, December 18, 2012


Now this is what I call a Christmas good time. Love the little girls that pop up. What Carey may lack in sanity she more than makes up for with pipes, she's still got it.

Monday, December 17, 2012


Well, it's the 18th of December and do you know what time it is?
It's beer o'clock!
So rock your lips around this tasty tannenbaum from Australia's best beer, SA's own—Coopers:

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Friday, December 14, 2012


Staying with the saucy side of the season, here is the truly awful Aza, who is suing the people of "Call Me Maybe" because they "stole" the lyrics from Hunky Santa. Why would anyone want to steal this? And why would anyone claim they had a hand in "Call Me Maybe"? The mind boggles.
Here is a much better Ukrainian Christmas Song:

Thursday, December 13, 2012


Awww yeah, it's Christmas time.

As Peaches 'n' Gin Burlesque are sure to deck the halls of the lads tonight and tomorrow night at Dear Santa, today is for all the ladies in the world... and the girls :)
And you'll be needing something to stick that wrapping paper together...

Wednesday, December 12, 2012


Despite the heat here in Merry ol' Adelaide, Australia I'm feeling in kind of a mood for some Swedish Christmas goodness. Then it turns out that it's St. Lucia's Blog Procession Day what good fortune! Visit all the links in the procession and you'll find recipes, handicrafts and all things Swedish. First thing I'm going to make is this crown I found thanks to fellow blog procession participant Good Books for Young Souls. Then I'm going to make myself some Swedish Meatballs and Glögg thanks to The Past on a Plate. God Jul everyone :)
And of course...

Monday, December 10, 2012


Possibly one of the meanest things you could ever do to a kid at Christmas. I'm with the last kid.
"He can suck my balls"

Sunday, December 9, 2012


The above, coloured in by moi, is from Bun B's Jumbo Coloring and Rap Activity Tumblr. Go there to download the above greeting card template and other 2 legit 2 quit activities.

"It's getting full in my pants, all these presents make it hard to dance."

Saturday, December 8, 2012


Originally had a bit of disco Christmas scheduled for tomorrow but my awesome friend David just put up some alcohol fueled Christmas wishes 70s style so...
And now ladies and gentlemen the stylings of David J. Salter and his Disco Ukulele!
Joyeux Noël David :)
And for those of you that have Christmas functions...

Friday, December 7, 2012

Wednesday, December 5, 2012


CeeLo under the mistletoe, had to happen.

And now with muppets

"You got Santa in your heart, you got Santa in your home"

Tuesday, December 4, 2012


"Item number five is a brand new John Cena car that I can drive."

From the intellect that brought you The Baddest, Krisy Kreme is a crazy christmas cracker for John Cena.

Sunday, December 2, 2012


Drummer Boy by James Mingo
♪♫ "Peace on earth, can it be, years from now, perhaps we'll see..." ♫♪

And the brilliant Will Ferrell and John C. Reily spoof...

"It's David f*@#$ Bowie"
"And it's Bing f&%$ Crosby pal"

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Friday, November 30, 2012


Well for December 1st I figured the introduction had to be Saturday Night Live's "Santa's My Boyfriend".

"He's gonna leave her right?"